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  • [Humor] Interview

    INTERVIEW
    Interviwer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
    Applicant: That’s easy, 499

    Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
    Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
    Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
    Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. 

    Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
    Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday. 

    Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
    Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
    Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick you dropped. You may leave now.