{"id":247,"date":"2013-06-01T01:20:11","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T16:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catatanstefano.wordpress.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2013-06-01T01:20:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T16:20:11","slug":"humor-mr-bean-vs-einstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"[Humor] Mr Bean vs Einstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Einstein &amp; Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..<br \/>\nEinstein says, \u201cLet\u2019s play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don\u2019t know the answer,I will pay you $500..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Einstein asks the first question:<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?<br \/>\nMr.Bean doesn\u2019t say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..<br \/>\nNow, it\u2019s Mr.Bean\u2019s turn..<br \/>\nHe asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?<br \/>\nEinstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..<br \/>\nAfter an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..<\/p>\n<p>Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?<br \/>\nMr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Einstein &amp; Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Einstein says, \u201cLet\u2019s play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don\u2019t know the answer,I will pay you $500..\u201d Einstein asks the first question: What\u2019s the distance from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[34,76,99],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hiburan","tag-bean","tag-einstein","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}