{"id":331,"date":"2013-10-19T20:40:38","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T11:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.wordpress.com\/?p=331"},"modified":"2013-10-19T20:40:38","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T11:40:38","slug":"humor-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/?p=331","title":{"rendered":"[Humor] Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>INTERVIEW<br \/>\nInterviwer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?<br \/>\nApplicant: That&#8217;s easy, 499<\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?<br \/>\nApplicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.<\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?<br \/>\nApplicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.<\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: It&#8217;s lion&#8217;s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?<br \/>\nApplicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?<br \/>\nApplicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?<br \/>\nApplicant: Err&#8230;.I guess she drowned?<br \/>\nInterviewer: No! She was hit by the brick you dropped. You may leave now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INTERVIEW Interviwer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That&#8217;s easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hiburan","tag-interview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catatanstefano.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}